sergeantcorndog
999 ft Club
💩
09/25/2025
Total Sharts
1,734
Like flushing 4.27 swimming pools
Total Distance
165.5 mi
31.83 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Average Shart Distance
503 ft
Above average sharter
Biggest Day
33.94 mi
Like running 1.3 marathons
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 421 ft |