sergeantcorndog
999 ft Club
💩
09/25/2025
Total Sharts
715
Like flushing 1.76 swimming pools
Total Distance
67.54 mi
Like running 2.6 marathons
Average Shart Distance
498 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
33.94 mi
6.53 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 666 ft | |
| 535 ft | |
| 220 ft | |
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| 740 ft | |
| 996 ft | |
| 205 ft | |
| 826 ft | |
| 814 ft | |
| 759 ft | |
| 254 ft | |
| 988 ft | |
| 235 ft | |
| 355 ft | |
| 678 ft |