michaelalfox
Total Sharts
305
Like flushing 0.75 swimming pools
Total Distance
27.74 mi
Like running 1.1 marathons
Average Shart Distance
480 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
4,037 ft
Like unrolling 27 toilet paper rolls
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 571 ft | |
| 728 ft | |
| 491 ft | |
| 738 ft | |
| 773 ft | |
| 361 ft | |
| 307 ft | |
| 940 ft | |
| 423 ft | |
| 540 ft | |
| 827 ft | |
| 116 ft | |
| 817 ft | |
| 9 ft | |
| 674 ft | |
| 430 ft | |
| 860 ft | |
| 460 ft | |
| 425 ft |