michaelalfox
Total Sharts
220
Like flushing 0.54 swimming pools
Total Distance
20.29 mi
Like stacking the Eiffel Tower 98.92 times
Average Shart Distance
486 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
3,645 ft
Like unrolling 24 toilet paper rolls
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 962 ft | |
| 212 ft | |
| 763 ft | |
| 792 ft | |
| 920 ft | |
| 488 ft | |
| 288 ft | |
| 341 ft | |
| 323 ft | |
| 153 ft | |
| 473 ft | |
| 801 ft | |
| 901 ft | |
| 558 ft | |
| 703 ft | |
| 122 ft | |
| 494 ft | |
| 764 ft | |
| 185 ft |