michaelalfox
999 ft Club
💩
09/21/2026
Total Sharts
662
Like flushing 1.63 swimming pools
Total Distance
62.43 mi
12.01 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Average Shart Distance
497 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
3.2 mi
Like stacking the Empire State Building 11.63 times
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day -
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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