sergeantcorndog
999 ft Club
💩
09/25/2025
Total Sharts
2,053
Like flushing 5.05 swimming pools
Total Distance
195.96 mi
37.69 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Average Shart Distance
503 ft
Above average sharter
Biggest Day
33.94 mi
Like running 1.3 marathons
0 ft Club
💩
05/15/2026
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles -
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 938 ft |