sergeantcorndog

999 ft Club

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1,719

Like flushing 4.23 swimming pools

163.99 mi

31.54 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean

503 ft

Above average sharter

33.94 mi

Like running 1.3 marathons

My First Shart
Shart in chat
May 16, 2025 1:56pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
June 10, 2025 12:54pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
June 13, 2025 1:10pm
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
August 19, 2025 1:15pm
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
August 15, 2025 5:52pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
August 15, 2025 3:49pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
August 21, 2025 3:16pm
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
February 16, 2026 4:55pm
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
October 8, 2025 1:36pm
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
September 25, 2025 1:14pm
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
November 21, 2025 3:29pm
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
November 21, 2025 5:23pm
Nice
Shart 69 ft
November 21, 2025 9:29pm
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF
February 4, 2026 3:18pm
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
December 5, 2025 7:37pm
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
February 10, 2026 2:02pm
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
January 1, 2026 2:52pm
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles