sergeantcorndog
999 ft Club
💩
09/25/2025
Total Sharts
1,176
Like flushing 2.89 swimming pools
Total Distance
111.36 mi
21.41 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Average Shart Distance
499 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
33.94 mi
Like running 1.3 marathons
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 702 ft | |
| 691 ft | |
| 221 ft | |
| 109 ft | |
| 44 ft | |
| 145 ft | |
| 778 ft | |
| 682 ft | |
| 981 ft | |
| 722 ft | |
| 500 ft | |
| 527 ft |