sergeantcorndog
999 ft Club
💩
09/25/2025
Total Sharts
722
Like flushing 1.78 swimming pools
Total Distance
68.43 mi
Like running 2.6 marathons
Average Shart Distance
500 ft
Above average sharter
Biggest Day
33.94 mi
6.53 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 889 ft | |
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| 8 ft | |
| 89 ft | |
| 643 ft | |
| 341 ft | |
| 891 ft | |
| 228 ft | |
| 718 ft | |
| 964 ft | |
| 499 ft | |
| 413 ft | |
| 274 ft | |
| 25 ft | |
| 362 ft | |
| 540 ft | |
| 505 ft |