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Achievements

• My First Shart
  Shart in chat

  August 27, 2025 5:14pm
• Eat My Shart
  Shart further than the person who sharted before you

  August 27, 2025 5:14pm
• Silent but Deadly
  Smallest shart of the day

  September 28, 2026 1:50pm
• Big Sharter
  Biggest shart of the day

  May 28, 2026 5:39pm
• Shartquential Numbers
  Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
• Putting in the Shart
  Shart on 5 consecutive days

  September 25, 2026 3:17pm
• Slim Sharty
  Shart 8 miles

  September 29, 2026 2:49pm
• Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
  Shart 100 times
• Double Trouble
  Shart the same distance twice in one day
• This is Sharta!
  Shart 300 ft

  August 21, 2026 4:04pm
• Straight Shart, No Flush
  Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
• Lucky Shart
  Shart 777 ft
• Smoking that Good Shart
  Shart 420 ft
• Shart of Fame
  Shart 999 ft
• The Devil's Shart
  Shart 666 ft

  October 16, 2026 3:06pm
• Shartathon Man
  Shart 26.2 Miles
• Shart of Shame
  Shart 0 ft
• One-Upper
  Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you

  July 9, 2026 9:15pm
• It's an Emergency
  Shart 911 ft
• Nice
  Shart 69 ft
• Hitshart
  Shart 47 ft
• Sharty MALF
  Beat Sharty MALF
• Dolly Sharton
  Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet
• Going to Need a Bigger Pond
  Shart 1,000 times
• 5h4r73r M4n
  Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet
• It's My Lucky Number
  Shart the same distance 7 times
• Vanessa Sharton
  I would shart 1,000 miles
• Shart Completionist
  Shart every distance
• The Shartclaimers
  I would shart 500 miles

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