quite_adept

Like flushing 0.23 swimming pools

9.13 mi

Like stacking the Eiffel Tower 44.5 times

518 ft

Above average sharter

1,600 ft

Like unrolling 11 toilet paper rolls

Achievements

My First Shart
Shart in chat
August 27, 2025 5:14pm
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you
August 27, 2025 5:14pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
September 28, 2026 1:50pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
May 28, 2026 5:39pm
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
September 25, 2026 3:17pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
September 29, 2026 2:49pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft
August 21, 2026 4:04pm
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
October 16, 2026 3:06pm
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you
July 9, 2026 9:15pm
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Nice
Shart 69 ft
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles