michaelalfox

305

Like flushing 0.75 swimming pools

27.74 mi

5.33 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean

480 ft

Underperforming

4,037 ft

Like stacking 112 toilets

Achievements

My First Shart
Shart in chat
June 17, 2024 1:47pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
June 17, 2024 1:47pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
October 8, 2024 1:03pm
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
July 2, 2025 1:49pm
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
August 1, 2025 12:53pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
July 28, 2025 1:26pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
August 5, 2025 1:30pm
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
January 17, 2026 4:25pm
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
February 20, 2026 2:40pm
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
Nice
Shart 69 ft
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF
February 4, 2026 3:38pm
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles