calobahn

167

Like flushing 0.41 swimming pools

14.1 mi

Like stacking the Empire State Building 51.21 times

445 ft

Underperforming

1.01 mi

Like stacking the Empire State Building 3.66 times

0 ft Club

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My First Shart
Shart in chat
March 14, 2025 2:09pm
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you
March 14, 2025 2:09pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
March 28, 2025 2:07pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
August 22, 2025 5:29pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
January 29, 2026 8:14pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
February 3, 2026 3:18pm
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day
June 17, 2026 4:29pm
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
June 18, 2026 4:11pm
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
Nice
Shart 69 ft
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles