MurphyObv

999 ft Club

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06/25/2024

Total Sharts

1,243

Like flushing 3.06 swimming pools

Total Distance

116.03 mi

22.31 times as deep as the Atlantic Ocean

Average Shart Distance

492 ft

Underperforming

Biggest Day

3.65 mi

Like stacking the Empire State Building 13.26 times

0 ft Club

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05/14/2025

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12/15/2025

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09/23/2026

Achievements

My First Shart
Shart in chat
June 17, 2024 1:47pm
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you
June 17, 2024 1:47pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
July 4, 2024 1:30pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
June 19, 2024 1:49pm
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
July 8, 2024 5:17pm
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
June 21, 2024 7:31pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
July 4, 2024 4:09pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
July 9, 2024 5:37pm
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
May 13, 2025 1:29pm
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day
September 9, 2025 4:38pm
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft
January 27, 2026 3:24pm
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
May 7, 2025 7:09pm
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
May 14, 2025 1:33pm
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
June 25, 2024 2:32pm
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
September 30, 2026 1:40pm
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
February 20, 2025 5:00pm
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Nice
Shart 69 ft
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF
February 4, 2026 3:51pm
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
March 26, 2026 3:15pm
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles

All of the Sharts

June 17, 2024 1:49pm	613 ft
June 17, 2024 1:48pm	15 ft
June 17, 2024 1:47pm	74 ft