MurphyObv
999 ft Club
💩
06/25/2024
Total Sharts
1,069
Like flushing 2.63 swimming pools
Total Distance
100.43 mi
Like running 3.8 marathons
Average Shart Distance
496 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
3.65 mi
Like stacking the Eiffel Tower 17.8 times
0 ft Club
💩
05/14/2025
💩
12/15/2025
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 191 ft |