MurphyObv
999 ft Club
💩
06/25/2024
Total Sharts
825
Like flushing 2.03 swimming pools
Total Distance
75.87 mi
Like running 2.9 marathons
Average Shart Distance
485 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
3.65 mi
Like stacking the Empire State Building 13.26 times
0 ft Club
💩
05/14/2025
💩
12/15/2025
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles
All of the Sharts
| 693 ft | |
| 25 ft | |
| 962 ft | |
| 775 ft | |
| 742 ft | |
| 251 ft | |
| 919 ft | |
| 32 ft | |
| 144 ft | |
| 523 ft | |
| 536 ft | |
| 555 ft | |
| 6 ft | |
| 105 ft | |
| 685 ft | |
| 900 ft | |
| 581 ft | |
| 901 ft | |
| 714 ft | |
| 216 ft |