MurphyObv

999 ft Club

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825

Like flushing 2.03 swimming pools

75.87 mi

Like running 2.9 marathons

485 ft

Underperforming

3.65 mi

Like stacking the Eiffel Tower 17.8 times

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My First Shart
Shart in chat
June 17, 2024 1:47pm
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day
July 4, 2024 1:30pm
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day
June 19, 2024 1:49pm
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits
July 8, 2024 5:17pm
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days
June 21, 2024 7:31pm
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles
July 4, 2024 4:09pm
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times
July 9, 2024 5:37pm
Nice
Shart 69 ft
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft
May 7, 2025 7:09pm
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft
June 25, 2024 2:32pm
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles
February 20, 2025 5:00pm
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time
May 13, 2025 1:29pm
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft
May 14, 2025 1:33pm
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles