Metalmuffins
Total Sharts
233
Like flushing 0.57 swimming pools
Total Distance
21.31 mi
Like stacking the Eiffel Tower 103.91 times
Average Shart Distance
482 ft
Underperforming
Biggest Day
2,533 ft
Like unrolling 17 toilet paper rolls
0 ft Club
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03/13/2026
Achievements
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My First Shart
Shart in chat -
Eat My Shart
Shart further than the person who sharted before you -
Silent but Deadly
Smallest shart of the day -
Big Sharter
Biggest shart of the day -
Shartquential Numbers
Shart a 3 digit distance with consecutive digits -
Putting in the Shart
Shart on 5 consecutive days -
Slim Sharty
Shart 8 miles -
Going to Need a Bigger Toilet
Shart 100 times -
Double Trouble
Shart the same distance twice in one day -
This is Sharta!
Shart 300 ft -
Straight Shart, No Flush
Shart 5 consecutive distances, all time -
Lucky Shart
Shart 777 ft -
Smoking that Good Shart
Shart 420 ft -
Shart of Fame
Shart 999 ft -
The Devil's Shart
Shart 666 ft -
Shartathon Man
Shart 26.2 Miles -
Shart of Shame
Shart 0 ft -
One-Upper
Shart exactly 1 ft further than the person who sharted before you -
It's an Emergency
Shart 911 ft -
Nice
Shart 69 ft -
Hitshart
Shart 47 ft -
Sharty MALF
Beat Sharty MALF -
Dolly Sharton
Shart 9, 2, and 5 feet -
Going to Need a Bigger Pond
Shart 1,000 times -
5h4r73r M4n
Shart 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512 feet -
It's My Lucky Number
Shart the same distance 7 times -
Vanessa Sharton
I would shart 1,000 miles -
Shart Completionist
Shart every distance -
The Shartclaimers
I would shart 500 miles
All of the Sharts
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| 833 ft | |
| 291 ft | |
| 75 ft | |
| 101 ft | |
| 761 ft | |
| 150 ft | |
| 78 ft | |
| 905 ft | |
| 84 ft | |
| 554 ft | |
| 498 ft | |
| 626 ft | |
| 217 ft | |
| 575 ft | |
| 713 ft | |
| 89 ft | |
| 189 ft | |
| 162 ft | |
| 955 ft |